
Jim had asked Spock before they’d invited Sarek and Amanda to the farmhouse for Thanksgiving if his mother would eat meat.
Jim wanted to make a roast turkey with all the fixings. He knew Spock wouldn’t eat it. Sarek too. And though Jim was okay with fixing a whole turkey for just himself because he’d eat leftovers, it would be more fun if Amanda would eat it too.
Spock had said he didn’t think so as he’d never seen her eat meat that he could remember. Because of course there were some things Spock still didn’t remember, probably never would, but that was okay. He was here with Jim and that was more than enough.
As it turned out, Amanda would eat turkey after all. Jim had contacted her directly.
“Oh yes I will. I haven’t had any in many years of course. Living on Vulcan with Sarek, well, obviously opportunities didn’t present themselves. But I’d love to join you for roast turkey. And I’d be happy to make my family’s apple pie.”
Jim had been pleased.
Jim had been a starship captain for years, even an admiral for a bit, and yet he was still somewhat intimidated by his in-laws. It was hard to intimidate Jim. But he always wanted to make a good impression on them and sometimes thought maybe he failed.
“I’m thinking of frying the turkey,” Jim announced the day before Thanksgiving. Spock’s parents would arrive later that day.
“I thought you wished to roast it.”
“I’m rethinking that. I want a delicious, moist turkey. I think frying might be better.”
“Are you certain you wish to fry a turkey?” Spock asked him.
“Yes, it’ll be easy,” Jim assured him.
“I do not wish you to harm yourself, Ashaya.”
“Spock, I’ve fought Klingons, Romulans and Gorns. I think I can handle frying a turkey.”
Spock did not respond to that, but later…
“What happened to your hand, Jim?” Amanda asked as she took in Jim’s bandaged hand when she went to embrace him in greeting.
“Just a little kitchen accident.” Jim smiled and returned her hug.
Amanda pulled back. “Spock said you were thinking of frying the turkey.”
“I’m back to roasting it.”
Amanda nodded. “Probably wise. Now if you’ll point me to the kitchen I’ll get started on that apple pie.”
And as usual for your enjoyment Deep Fried Turkey
November 16, 2022 at 4:09 am
Well done my friend. All the emotions and some adorableness. And the funny!
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November 16, 2022 at 8:19 am
thank you!
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November 16, 2022 at 8:12 am
“I’m thinking of frying the turkey,” ” I’ve fought Klingons, Romulans and Gorns. I think I can handle frying a turkey.”
Ok – so I’m not gonna quit laughing all day about this! Because I absolutely no longer have the ability to think of Shat/Jim frying a turkey without running the full video through my head. Klingons/Romulans/Gorns didn’t get him. But frying a turkey did what those others couldn’t. And then I see those aliens invited for dinner, circled around that fryer watching Jim prepare. Then they’re laughing their alien backsides off – and THEN turning tail and RUNNING for the hills, flailing their huge alien arms in terror!
Yeah – now THAT, my friend, is a Thanksgiving!!!!
I’ll remember this one forever!
(I am like Dirty Harry. I KNOW my limitations. I’d NEVER try to fry a turkey. Of course, with my diet, I haven’t ‘fried’ anything in 2 years now. I don’t miss it. Much.)
Thank you so much for this.
And PLEASE PLEASE put this one and the Sarek/Winona one o AO3 so I can find them easily any time for a revisit!
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November 16, 2022 at 8:21 am
In THIS house we can’t go through Thanksgiving without watchin that video at LEAST once. Usually multiple times! It’s a classic for sure
thank you my friend, maybe I will put them on under the holiday collection heading
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November 16, 2022 at 8:26 am
So – after this kitchen incident, the Gorn/Romulans/Klingons are all texting frantically about the Federation’s new secret weapon.
And Jim threatens them all to stay away from Federation planets or he will ARM THEM ALL with these things.
And Peace breaks out and reigns around the Universe!
All because of Thanksgiving and Jim/Amanda wanting to eat real turkey.
So aos Kirk saved a few trillion. So what? tos Kirk SAVED THE UNIVERSE!
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November 16, 2022 at 8:44 am
lol
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November 16, 2022 at 10:52 am
Aah, TOS…my first love-Thank you, Ivan (great photo)
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November 16, 2022 at 11:04 am
thanks! and you are welcome
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November 16, 2022 at 11:48 am
The turkey fryer as the new top secret super weapon! Lol! I’m laughing to myself over here. Jim Gus’s given up, Vanquished by a fryer incident! I’ve never had deep-fried turkey. I’d love to taste it. But after the warning that the Shat gives, there’s no way I would ever attempt to cook one! 😱😳🔥🔥
I agree this should be on ao3!
Now I’m going to rewatch the fryer video!
❤️💚😘🖖
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November 16, 2022 at 12:02 pm
that video is definitely a classic LOL
Me either, we’ve cooked one over a rotisserie spit but most of the time just the good old fashioned oven
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November 19, 2022 at 8:31 am
“Just a little kitchen accident.” Jim smiled and returned her hug.
Oh Jim. No more frying. Just roast.
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