But in this meantime…
This is for Jamie’s birthday. Sorry it’s not very long but at least you get something. This is a sorta Friends/Spirk fusion, ha ha
“Wait,” Sulu exclaimed. “Who’s the father? Er, you know, other parent.”
Jim Kirk had just announced to his Academy friends at the coffee house they met at regularly that he was pregnant. He didn’t seem terribly happy about it. Or unhappy for that matter.
All around the table the friends stared at Jim, waiting.
Uhura, McCoy, Sulu, and Rand.
Jim shook his head. “I haven’t told him yet. I’m going to wait to tell you after.”
“Oh, come on, Jim,” Rand protested. “That’s not fair!”
“It’s perfectly fair. I promise. As soon as he knows, I’ll let you all know.”
Uhura humphed. “At least tell us how far along you are.”
“Just about a month,” Jim admitted. “And I haven’t really seen him much since that night.”
“One-night stand then?” Uhura wrinkled her nose. “That’s going to be awkward.”
“Not exactly. He sorta left San Francisco right after that to, uh, deal with some family issues. He’s just getting back.”
McCoy eyed the charcoal gray sweater Jim clutched in his hands. “What’s that?”
Jim looked down at it. “Oh. Um. That’s…he left his sweater that night. I figured I’d give it to him at the same time I tell him.”
McCoy fingered the sweater. “Nice material. Not cheap. And there’s something kinda familiar about that sweater.”
“It’s a popular sweater,” Jim said in a rush. “Lots of guys have it.”
Sulu stroked his chin. “You know, I think I saw Gary Mitchell with a sweater that looked like that.”
Rand groaned. “Oh, Jim. Please tell me it’s not Mitchell.”
Jim opened his mouth to reply when the idiot himself appeared.
“Someone say my name?” Mitchell grinned at them. He was not among their group. But Jim had briefly went out with him. It was over some time ago though.
Sulu pointed at the sweater Jim held. “Jim has your sweater, Gary.”
Mitchell looked over. “That’s not my sweater.” He opened the leather jacket he wore to show that he wore a charcoal gray sweater. “Duh. This is my sweater.”
“Thank God,” Uhura muttered. “Get lost, Gary. No one’s talking to you.”
“Whatever, man.”
But he did leave.
“I could have told you it wasn’t Gary,” Jim said.
“Hmm,” Bones said. “I have seen that sweater though. Where…”
The door of the coffeehouse opened, and they all craned their necks to see who had come in when they noticed Jim’s eyes widen.
Bones swore. “Well, damn. Now I know who.”
Jim rose from the couch. “Hush.”
They watched him walk over to the guy who had come in.
“Hi Spock. Got a minute?”
If you’ve ever seen Friends, I sorta of borrowed this bit from when Rachel was pregnant with Ross’ child. Happy Birthday, Jamie!
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12 responses to “Christmas in July Begins Tomorrow”
Ooooh. Love this. That was a great way to pay homage to the whole thing with Rachel and Ross and make it very much for these guys. Wonderful!
Happy birthday Jamie!
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Yep that’s exactly what I was going for!
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Loved this! Thank you 🙂 🙂
I do enjoy Friends and that episode was quite good. I could def see Spock having Ross’s reaction and just sitting still and starring after Jim tells him and Jim just sits back and reads while Spock processes the whole thing 😀
Naturally, I request more LOL
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ha ha ha
Happy Birthday! 🙂
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Oh I love that! How fun! And yeah, the sweater thing was classic. I have to admit, it never would have crossed my mind to do THIS crossover! 🙂
Happy Birthday, Jamie! May it be one of your happiest ever!
And I’m so glad we all got to enjoy your gift with you!! 🎂🎁🎈🍾
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Thanks! I don’t know how it came to me but it did 🙂
I knew Jamie likes Mpreg and it went from there
I thought it was pretty cute if I do say so myself ❤
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I’m beginning to think I’m a closeted mpreg fan. Who knew? Now I have to go reread the Catian fic. Yeah, not mpreg, but…kids anyway.
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Good choice!
But of course if you want a true Mpreg you can always choose Who’s the Daddy or The Hardest part too 🙂
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Ok, I’m probably the only being on the planet of my age, that has never watched a full episode of Friends! …Slinks away in shame… lol!
However, I did really enjoy this flash. Happy Birthday Jamie! 🎂🎁🎊🎈🎉 I enjoyed seeing everyone trying to guess who the baby daddy is. So glad it’s not Gary. Boot him to the curb! But now the inevitable request on my part, please continue this! I’d love to see Spock’s reaction to this announcement. Cue the puppy dog eyes and quiet whimpering in the corner.
🐶 👀 💕 ❤️💚😘🖖
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That’s too bad as I shamelessly stole the whole bit from Friends. The sweater and mistaking it for another of Rachel’s lovers and everything.
Honestly, I don’t have time at this point to continue, but thanks for wanting more 🙂
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And how weird anyway that the “other” lover had the exact same sweater anyway???
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Yes and in Friends the sweater is an unusual pattern, not just a charcoal gray
Strange indeed!
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