
Spock reluctantly went to the sickbay to speak to McCoy. Generally their discussions ended up being somewhat acrimonious and he was truly not in the mood for a sparring match with the doctor.
But he had heard the way to a Human’s heart was through his stomach and he realized, to his embarrassment, he did not know what Jim liked to eat. What his favorite dishes were. And he wished to declare his affections in this manner, as thus far, all his attempts had been unsuccessful.
Spock did not want to think that Jim was simply not interested. He preferred to hold onto the belief that Jim was oblivious. He was not used to subtle attempts to be wooed.
“Spock, what can I do for you?” McCoy looked up from studying a medical report.
It bothered Spock that there were things McCoy knew about Jim he simply did not, but he tried to remind himself that one’s favorite food dishes were trivial things.
“Can you tell me what the captain enjoys eating?”
“He eats everything, he’s not picky.” McCoy was once more studying his report.
Not at all helpful. He inwardly sighed.
“Yes, but what does he like in particular?”
McCoy glanced at him. “What’s this about?”
“I want to know what the captain likes to eat. His favorite.”
“Why?”
“Does it matter for you to give me the answer?”
McCoy snorted. “It’s October, right? So, if um, your idea is to impress him, pumpkin cheesecake.” The he smirked. “That is what you want to do, right? Impress him.”
Spock decided to be noncommittal. “Is it difficult to make?”
“Not for a genius like you.”
Spock decided it was time to depart before things became more difficult. He turned and left without another word.
***
“Uh.”
“It is pumpkin cheesecake,” Spock told Jim as he presented the slice of runny orange colored cheesecake to Jim.
They were in his quarters about to play chess.
Jim stared at it, took it from Spock, and smiled. But Spock could tell it was one of his fake smiles.
“Well…this is a surprise.”
“You do not like pumpkin cheesecake?”
“I love it but…uh…this is nice. Why the cheesecake, Spock?”
Spock stared at it. “It is not supposed to be this consistency, is it?”
“No.” Jim smiled and put the plate down without trying it. “Did you make it yourself?”
“I attempted to.”
That earned him a genuine smile. “That’s very sweet of you. Let me try it.”
Spock watched eagerly as Jim stuck his fork into the gooey runny mess and put a forkful into his mouth. But Spock’s spirits deflated when he couldn’t miss Jim’s wince.
“Well.”
“It is terrible, isn’t it?”
“I wouldn’t say that.”
“Because you are attempting diplomacy.”
Jim laughed. “It has nice pumpkin cheesecake flavor but it’s not cooked through. Cheesecake can be difficult if you don’t know what to do. Did you put it in a bath?”
“Why would it need a bath?”
Jim laughed again. But this time to Spock’s utter delight, okay reserved delight, Jim threw his arms around Spock’s neck and kissed him.
“I love you, too,” Jim murmured.
And it was good. The kiss…not the cheesecake.
October 7, 2022 at 5:04 am
Aww. Spock is baby. I love that he tried! It’s so dang cute. And that Jim got it.
And also yum. If cooked right 😉
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October 7, 2022 at 8:47 am
Yes indeed I will be making one for TG 🙂
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October 7, 2022 at 6:49 am
OK, see, this is one where experience as a cook is not REQUIRED to read it….
but it is to actually get the richest, subtle humor. (perhaps yet one more reason I couldn’t stay married?)
I wouldn’t know what a bath for baking is either! (It is baked, isn’t it? But I readily admit, it really helps to know that “a genius” like Spock struggled with it too.
When I saw the pic, I had no idea what it was. Maybe a Three Musketeers bar? So I looked forward to knowing what it really was.
Dang, every single line is just spirky gold. Banter with Bones. The first attempt at something I’d never try to cook, in attempt to wood. I mean woo.
You’re a great writer. Always have been. But I’d swear under oath that the last year you just keep raising your own bar, keep outdoing yourself? Maybe it’s just me, maybe I’m learning more as I go and more able to appreciate your abilities. Even after 55 years, still fresh, new ideas. Without (I’m assuming?) getting prompts from some prompt group.
““I wouldn’t say that.” “Because you are attempting diplomacy.” 💚❤️🥰 I love how Kirk immediately knew this was Spock’s attempt to declare his love without words. I bet they forever make these – together.
Yeah, just an amazing, October Friday morning spirky masterpiece to wake up to! Love it!
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October 7, 2022 at 6:53 am
(point of amusement. I’m watching a Perry Mason that has a Mr. Pike AND a Leonard. And Perry says “dad BLAMED” to Mr. Pike LOL)
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October 7, 2022 at 8:49 am
LOL
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October 7, 2022 at 8:48 am
Yep you bake it lol
Not all cheesecakes recipes have you do the bath thing but many of them do. It’s to prevent cracking on the top of the cheesecake.
Thank you so much, glad you liked Spock’s attempt to woo Jim, but really all he had to say was I like you Jim and Jim would have been all over him LOL
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October 7, 2022 at 9:06 am
This was super cute! Spock seeking McCoy’s advice on favorite food. The attempt to bake a pumpkin cheesecake was so loving of him. Jim gets the intention behind it right away!
I have never made a cheesecake either! I’d be at a loss if I had to! 🤷🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
❤️💚😘🖖
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October 7, 2022 at 9:18 am
It’s really not as scary as it sounds, I promise 🙂
Yes true love at work here!
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October 7, 2022 at 1:06 pm
The cooking technique is called a Bain-Marie (& Kirk & Spock are the real desserts !)….
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October 7, 2022 at 1:14 pm
Yes indeed you are correct 🙂
On both things lol
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October 9, 2022 at 6:54 am
Aw! Spock making Jim his favorite dessert. Failing at it but still, the thought that counts. Such a cutie. Both of them 🙂
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October 9, 2022 at 10:47 am
🙂
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