I am such a square or a dork whatever the modern term is

We were coming back from dinner and there was one of those signs that advertiser’s stick on your door. It said Buds R US Deliveries.

I said, what the heck is this? M says, it’s one of those delivery services. Oh. You mean like the food delivery places. He looks at me. Shakes his head. No POT. I look at it. There’s even a drawing of pot on it. Yeah. Um. Okay then.