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Flash Fic, February 05, 2024

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“I want this one.”

Spock gazed down at the little girl with blonde curls and pointy ears. She had a box of Valentine cards in her hands which she held up to present to Spock. The cards had cartoon dogs and cats with big pink hearts. She was choosing cards to give out to her classmates at school.

“Very well, Amanda. You have made your choice then?”

His daughter with Jim had been looking through the choices for more than thirty minutes.

She bit her lip and glanced at the other choices.

“This one or the princesses. Or maybe—”

“Amanda, we are about to be late to meet your daddy.”

“But I can’t make up my mind!”

Clearly, Spock thought. He tried to imagine what his husband would do in this situation. Knowing Jim he’d probably get all of them. That’s the way Jim’s mind worked, at least when it came to their daughter.

“What are you going to give, Daddy?” Amanda suddenly asked.

Spock drew a blank as he had not intended to give Jim anything for the made-up day. It was one thing for a child but…

“Is Daddy giving me something?”

“Course.”

Spock shook his head. He had no idea. But for now he decided he would take a page from Jim’s playbook.

“Let us just get both the dogs and cats and the princesses.”

“Yay!” Her smile brightened up the whole store.

A decision made, Spock and Amanda made it to the register to, at last, check out.   

Flash Fic, December 18, 2023

“Why don’t you ask him?” Bones wondered. He had that kind of bug-eyed look he got when he thought Jim had lost his rocker.

Come to think of it, Jim saw that look a lot.

Bones took a large gulp of his brandy laced eggnog.

“You’re supposed to sip it.”

“What?”

“The eggnog. It’s best sipped. It’s not a beer chugging contest.”

There was that look again.

In the background Jim could hear the strains of a Christmas song sung by an ancient Earth crooner from the twentieth century. They were seated in the rec room as members of the crew had a holiday party.  

“You think it’s true?”

“Doubtful from what I’ve heard about the hobgoblin.”

Jim frowned. “What have you heard?”

“Focus, Jim. Where exactly did you hear this anyway?”

“I read it about some old Vulcan well before I was born. She claimed it. T’Pol or something.”

“And what was the exact thing again?”

“Vulcans only mate seven years.”

“Well.” Bones smirked. “Do you think Uhura would have put up with no sex the whole time they were together? Did you ask her?”

“Get real.”

“Then you are back to asking Spock. You two just started seeing each other, what a week? Has he shown that kind of interest?”

“We’ve kissed.”

Bones nodded. “I can’t believe I’m going to ask this but did he, er, show any interest down there?”

“Aren’t you a doctor?”

“So?”

“I’m just surprised you’re embarrassed by that,” Jim said.

“Not ordinarily but this is you and Spock.” Bones straightened. “Saved by the entrance of the hobgoblin himself. I suggest you speak directly to him.”

Sure enough Spock had entered the rec room, immediately located Jim, and headed in their direction.

As Spock reached them, Bones stood. “I’m going to mingle.”

“Don’t leave on my account, Doctor.”

“Trust me on this, Spock. You’ll want me to.”

Spock arched a brow at the departing Bones and then turned his attention to Jim.

“You are not with the rest of the party?”

“Don’t feel much like it, I guess. Have a seat, will you? I want to talk to you.”

Spock dutifully took up the chair Bones had recently vacated. “How many of those have you had?”

Jim looked down at his empty eggnog and then set the mug aside. “Too many I think. Listen, I have a weird question.” He paused. “Or I think it’s weird.”

“Go on.”

“Do Vulcans have sex?”

“Yes.”

“No. I mean, yeah, I know they must as there are little Vulcans, but…you know, other than when Pon Farr hits.”

“I have a cousin who has a brother who is only fifteen months younger than himself. They have the same mother.”

Jim thought about that. “So they do?”

“Indeed. We do. Do you ask because we have not yet engaged in coitus?”

Jim was glad he’d finished his eggnog or he would have choked just then. Even then he sputtered.

“Er. Not really. I mean I’m fine to go at whatever pace you want. I just read about some old-time Vulcan once claiming that Vulcans only mated every seven years.”

“Vulcans undergo Pon Farr every seven years. The need to…mate…” Spock looked uncomfortable and blushed. “But we are able to engage in sexual activity whenever we wish as most humanoids can. There may be certain Vulcans who only participate during their time, but that is not common.”

“Why would she say that?”

“Likely she was, as Humans would say, pulling someone’s leg. Or deliberately provided wrong information. I cannot speculate. In my own case, I am also half-Human and therefore have normal Human urges.”

Jim felt a little giddy with relief. Not having sex for seven years hadn’t been a deal breaker or anything, but he couldn’t help feeling glad it wasn’t something he truly had to consider.

“In fact, if you are no longer interested in the holiday party, perhaps we could—”

Jim stared at him. “Are you saying—”

“I am not certain I could make it any plainer.”

“Hot damn.”

Jim stood and then grabbed Spock’s hand to pull him up out of the seat and toward the exit.

“Merry Christmas to me!”

“Captain?” Sulu asked as he entered the rec room. “Are you and the commander leaving so soon?”

“Uh.”

“Ship’s business, Lieutenant,“ Spock said, smoothly.

“Enjoy the party!” Jim called after him.

“Right,” Sulu muttered after they left. “Ship’s business.”    

Flash Fic, December 11, 2023

J had requested I repost this flash this year and I’ll be honest and say I am behind and couldn’t get a new one done for Monday yet so I figured this was the perfect time to use this one!

Jim could not contain his mirth as he eyed the outfit Bones wore. “Oh. My God. Are you actually the partridge?” He fingered the outer part of Bones’ costume. “And this part is the tree?”’

“Shut up.” Partridge Bones shoved him. “What the hell are you, anyway?”

“Five Golden Rings. Duh.”

Jim wore a lightweight T-shirt with golden rings he’d cut out from gold lame material and then attached them to the T-Shirt. No way was he going to wear something as ridiculously extravagant as Bones’ Partridge in a Pear Tree getup.

Bones narrowed his eyes and grimaced as he snatched up a glass of Holiday Punch as an ensign with a tray passed by. “I only see four rings. Four, Jim.”

Jim frowned. “Hmm. Weird. I wonder where that fifth one went.” He turned around to look behind him.

“No, it’s not hanging from your ass. Damn, Jim. You can’t even get something that simple right.”

Jim grinned and shrugged.

“Oh hell. There’s Scotty and Uhura as Two Turtle Doves. I may throw up.”

He laughed. “It was her idea to do this in the first place.”

I know.  Where’s your lover boy?” Bones scowled. “Don’t tell me you let Spock get out of this because…”

“I didn’t! He’s over there piping or something.”

“Huh?”

“Eleven Pipers Piping. That’s what Spock is. Only he’s just one. Obviously.”

“One Spock is enough to handle,” Bones said dryly.

Jim smiled. “I don’t know. I’d be happy dealing with eleven Spocks.”

“Love really is blind.”

Chekov suddenly appeared, looking vaguely harangued.

“What’s wrong with you?” Bones asked.

“I have a pounding headache, Doktor. Hikaru will not stop Drumming Drumming.”

Bones rolled his eyes. “Go A’Leaping somewhere else, will ya?”

Chekov eyed Jim. “There are only four rings.”

“Yeah, yeah. I’ll find the other. Must have lost it.”

Chekov leaped off.

The two turtle doves walked up then and Jim had to admit he might join Bones in throwing up.

Across the rec room he saw Rand doing the ladies dancing thing. He shook his head.

“Captain, you’re missing a ring,” Uhura pointed out.

“Yeah, yeah. Tell me something I don’t know.”

At that moment, Jim’s own true love appeared by his side, dressed as a piper and holding a musical pipe thing. He looked a little more Pied Piper of Hamlin than a Christmas Piper, but whatever.

“Hi, honey,” Jim greeted him.

Spock arched a brow. “What happened to the fifth golden ring?”

“Oh for heaven’s sake,” Jim exclaimed. He patted himself up and down. “It’s gotta be here somewhere.” He reached into his pants pocket and withdrew a small golden band. “Here it is.”

Uhura gasped.

Jim winked at her and then dropped to his knees. He wiggled the gold band. “Here’s the fifth one. Five golden rings. Spock, will you…”

“I can’t believe you’re gonna do this now,” Bones muttered,

“Shut up.” Jim grinned up at a blushing Spock. “Will you be my husband?”

“Jim,” Spock whispered.

His brows furrowed. “Is that a yes?”

“Of course it’s a yes!” Uhura yelled.

Jim smirked at her. “I’d still like to hear it from Spock, if you don’t mind.” He rose to his feet and held out the golden ring. “What do you say, Piper? Want to play my pipes for the rest of our lives?”

“Jim!”

“Oh. My. God. I take it back,” Uhura said, laughing uncontrollably. “He says no!”

Spock gave her a look, then looked back at Jim. “Ridiculous proposal notwithstanding, yes, I will.”

Jim whooped and pulled Spock the Piper into his arms for a thorough kiss.

“All right everyone. Places! We’re going to act out the song.” Scotty said with a clap.

Jim kept kissing Spock. “Later.”

“Much later,” Spock murmured, leading Jim and his golden rings away.

Flash Fic, December 04, 2023

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“Baby, it’s cold outside.”

Spock stood at the kitchen window and glanced out with some dismay at the falling snow.

He didn’t despise snow…exactly. It could be quite pretty. But he was a desert creature and he liked it that way, quite well.

“I really can’t stay,” he said, reluctantly.

He was supposed to be on his way to the shuttle bay to depart for an important meeting in San Francisco with several members of the Vulcan High Council. Now that he was an ambassador, taking over many of the duties of his late father, his time was hardly ever his own.

“It’s up to your knees out there.”

Spock arched a brow. “I wouldn’t say that.”

“Well.” Jim came up and hugged him from behind. “It will be soon, I think.”

“That it is likely, I’d better hurry.” He turned toward his husband who took his hands in his.

“Your hands are like ice, I’d better hold them.”

“You do not want to come.”

“Definitely not,” Jim agree with a dazzling smile. “I put on a fire. Listen to it roar.”

“Jim—”

Jim leaned in to kiss him warmly.

Spock stared at him dazed. “Your eyes are like starlight.”

“It’s getting colder, you know. You’ll freeze out there.”

Spock’s communicator beeped. He flipped it open and stepped out of Jim’s space.

“Spock here.”

“Sorry, Ambassador,” his assistant, Storan, spoke. “There’s a blizzard warning there. All shuttle flights are cancelled.”

“For how long?”

“At least forty-eight hours, sir. I cancelled your meeting in San Francisco.”

“Thank you, Storan. You may as well take some time off. I will be staying here in Riverside with my mate.”

“Yes, sir. Storan out.”

Spock closed his communicator and turned to see Jim smiling smugly.

“If I didn’t know better, I’d say you conjured up this snowstorm.”

“Hey.” Jim laughed. “I’m not Jack Frost.”

Spock drew him close. “You said something about a roaring fire?”

“I sure did. Come this way.”

Fun Fact: In actuality Chris was Jack Frost, at least the voice in Rise of the Guardians

Flash Fic, November 20, 2023

It seemed like the door of the New York apartment opened before his knock landed, but that would have meant Zach was waiting for him, watching for him, and that was so unlike his friend, Chris dismissed the idea as his imagination.

“Hey!”

But Zach did pull him into a tight hug, which Chris readily accepted.

“Happy Thanksgiving,” Chris called out cheerfully.

It was faked. The cheer. He loved seeing Zach but he wasn’t really up for a big Friendsgiving with all of Zach’s friends. He was exhausted, honestly. After months of no promo for films because of the strike, the studio was laying it on thick for the animated film he’d done a voice for.  

“Let me take your coat. I have a fire going.”

Chris allowed Zach to take his overcoat as he stepped farther into Zach’s apartment. He was always telling Chris it was too big for just him, but he liked it too much to downsize. He was apparently the first to arrive, because he saw that Zach was alone. Chris had seen pictures of some guy Zach was seeing, but Chris couldn’t remember the dude’s name, and honestly Zach had kind of hinted the guy wouldn’t last.

After hanging up Chris’s coat, Zach turned to face him. “Glass of wine?”

Chris smiled. “Thought you gave up drinking.”

“Sure. But I’m the host with the most. Wine?”

“Sounds good.”

“I’ve even got mulled wine I can heat up for you.”

“Fancy. When’s everyone else arriving?”

Zach opened the fridge in his large kitchen. “You want the mulled?”

“Why not?”

“Have a seat there on the couch. The leather one, not the white. Obviously.”

Chris was amused. “Obviously.”

So he bypassed Zach’s pristine snowy white couch and went to the battered black leather one situated closest to the hall leading to Zach’s bedroom.

The seduction sofa as Chris referred to it. Only to himself. Zach was sensitive about that kind of thing.

But even Chris spent some heated moments being kissed and kissed with Zach’s expertise. And yeah, he made it down that short hallway to Zach’s bed.

Zach brought him a big glass mug of hot spiced wine a few minutes later and joined him on that same couch.

“Your folks weren’t disappointed you won’t be there for Turkey Day?”

Chris shrugged. “Nah. I’ll see them after. We’ll do a thing then. Not the first one I’ve missed and won’t be the last. They all of everyone understands.”

Zach nodded and took a sip of what spelled like orange spiced tea. He’d started liking spiced teas when he began filming Star Trek. Zach wasn’t exactly a method actor but he still managed to pick up some habits.

“Of course it’s been years since I had a Thanksgiving with a parent,” Zach said, musingly. “Even before Mom passed or was in the facility, well, the three of us hardly spent any holiday time together.”

The third one was Zach’s brother, Joe, of course.

“You’re always welcome at ours, if you’re ever in the area that time of year,” Chris reminded him.

And one time, during filming of Into Darkness, Zach had joined them for Thanksgiving. But he hadn’t been alone. Miles had come with him. And that was all a lifetime ago.

Zach gave him a smile. “Thanks, buddy.”

“What’s on the menu anyway?”

“The usual. Turkey. I thought about only roasting a breast but then I remembered you like turkey legs. Stuffing, mashed potatoes and gravy, rolls, green bean casserole, cranberry sauce.”

“The canned jelly kind?” Chris asked, hopefully.

Zach sighed dramatically. “Yes.”

“I know you think I’m nuts.”

“I do. But your questionable choice in cranberry sauce is the least reason.”

Chris rolled his eyes and sipped his mulled wine. “What time is everyone else coming?”

Zach shifted. “I should check on the turkey.”

He got up and almost ran to the kitchen.

Frowning, Chris put his mug of wine on the side table and followed his friend into the kitchen.

“What’s up?”

“Up?” Zach avoided his gaze.

“Yeah. I’ve asked a couple times about when the others are arriving and you don’t answer.”

“Fine.” Zach straightened up from trying to pretend he was looking in the over, even Chris could tell he wasn’t. “No one else is coming.”

For a moment, Chris could only stare. “They declined?”

Was it because he was coming? Some of Zach’s friends didn’t like him. They thought he’d come between Zach and Miles or whatever they thought. Chris didn’t give a fuck. But he didn’t want them ditching plans with Zach over him.

“You’re the only one I asked.”

“I’m…” Chris stopped, not sure what to say.

“Sorry if you wanted a big gathering,” Zach said, quickly. “I just thought—”

“Hell no!” Chris’s mood suddenly improved by quite a bit. “I didn’t want a big loud Friendsgiving.”

“You didn’t?”

He laughed. “Not in a million years. I’m absolutely thrilled it’s just us.”

Zach started to smile. “I wanted to ask you to bring your stuff so you could stay over but I thought you’d freak out if I asked.”

“Do I look freaked?”

“Not even slightly.”

“There’s your answer. Now it really is a Happy Thanksgiving. Gobble gobble.”

Zach smirked. “You are such a dork.”

“Mmm hmm.” And that’s when he decided to just go for it. He pulled Zach into a kiss.

Zach kissed back.

The Replacement, Part One

It had been two days since Captain Kirk, Lieutenant Uhura, Commander Scott, and Doctor McCoy had returned from the Empire ruled Mirror Universe.

Two days since Spock had sent the oddly barbaric versions of those same officers back to that universe after determining they were not where they should be.

Spock had learned from Nyota about the atrocities that were the norm for that universe. Mister Scott had shuddered every time he was asked questions about it. Leonard had mentioned he’d likely have nightmare from some of what he’d seen.

Kirk said nothing.

Even Leonard had mumbled something about ‘Jim being radio silent’ and some memory of Earth’ history flashed through Spock’s mind, but he could not quite place the reference.

For those two days, Spock gave him space. Unlike the others, Kirk was relaxed and easy going. He answered questions on every other subject readily and efficiently. He did not radiate the same tension and unease the others had, though admittedly theirs had all lessened and they were nearly back to normal. What passed for normal for each of them anyway.   

If you were not a Kirk watcher you might not know. But they all were. They noticed.

Spock noticed most of all.

Something was not right.

He had intended to seek him out in his quarters after his shift one night only to find he was not there. And though he could wander the ship seeking Kirk’s usual spots, he found that he did not have the heart for it, so he used the computer to pinpoint that Kirk was on the observation deck.

He then also used the computer to determine Kirk was alone.

Spock had no desire to discover Kirk having time with a paramour. At present, he did not think Kirk was seeing a member of the crew, certainly not since Doctor Marcus had departed after their breakup, but Spock did not want to take any chances.

Fortunately it seemed Captain Kirk had no company.

Still Spock hesitated to disturb him.

They were building a good friendship, Spock thought. There were still parts of Jim that he did not share with Spock. He was uncertain if he shared them with anyone, even McCoy.

Spock was not sure they had the friendship the ambassador had alluded to, at least to the extent he’d had with his Kirk, but Spock believed they were back to making progress.

Progress had been stalled right around the time they’d been confronted by Krall and Altamid. When Spock had intended to resign to go to New Vulcan and Kirk had applied for a command position on Yorktown.

Spock did not know what caused the rift between them, but he’d felt it.

Since they had returned to the repaired and rebuilt Enterprise, their friendship had seemed to strengthen.

Until Jim had gone to the mirror universe.

But the only way to learn the truth was to ask his captain to explain just what he had experienced in that universe. So he went to the observation deck to find Kirk.

October 2023 Continuing Story

“Spock?”

The inside of the barn was dark, shadowy, and it caused Jim to feel very uneasy. He raised the disruptor weapon, his heart thumping hard in his chest.

If he really was a captain of a starship as McCoy said, wouldn’t that make him a badass? He shouldn’t be afraid, right?

It was a lot to take in and even more to believe, but maybe Jim wanted to believe it. Because his life here in Riverside didn’t seem to make sense.

“Here, Captain. Jim.”

He turned slightly to the right and yes, there was Spock within arm’s reach.

“I apologize. I wanted to spend time searching the barn fig signs of our missing Klingon or perhaps instability in the portal we all went through.”

“McCoy told me some of that.” Jim frowned. “And was there? Instability, I mean.”

“None that I could detect. I fear that we are running out of time to make our escape though.”

“By your calculations, assuming I believe any of this is true, how long have I been here?”

“Six months.”

“That long? How long have you been here trying to reach me?”

“We couldn’t calculate the exact month and time you appeared in 1980s Riverside, so we had to estimate. We’ve been here only three months.”

Jim nodded. “So during that time, I what? Established some kind of relationship with Becky. And who am I supposed to be here?”

Spock gestured to the barn entrance. “Let’s return to restrain the Klingon. Then I have an idea that may help both of us reach clarity.”

They exited the barn where McCoy stood next to the still unconscious Klingon. Spock bent down to tie him up and Jim noticed him squeeze his hand next to the Klingon’s neck. Which reminded him of his own bruise.

“How do the Klingons fit into all this?”

“They chased you through the portal,” McCoy answered. “They were on the planet with the Guardian.”

Jim shook his head. “I definitely need to know more.”

Spock straightened. “Yes. I suggest a meld.”

“A meld?”

“Between our minds. We’ve done it many times.”

Jim looked doubtful. “We have? Just what is our relationship?”

“I think you know,” Spock said softly.

“Maybe. I’ve had…dreams.”

Spock came closer until he stood right in front of Jim. He raised his hand toward Jim’s face. “I will not hurt you.”

“Okay. Do it.”

October 2023 Continuing Story

With the beanie gone, Spock stood in front of Jim staring back at him.

And yes, Jim was staring.

He definitely had a full head of silky dark hair. The bowl cut style was a bit odd but to each their own, Jim thought.

But the striking part was Spock had pointy ears. Like an elf or something. Of the fae folk his grandmother used to tell stories of. They looked real, too, not like a Halloween costume. Jim was tempted to reach out and tug at them just to be sure, but he dropped his hand just before he actually touched one.

“I am sure you have questions.”

Jim blew out his breath. He also had oddly shaped eyebrows. Sure he knew plenty of people who waxed or trimmed their unibrow but these were thinned and shaped in the extreme.

“My questions have questions,” Jim admitted.

“I am…Vulcan.”

“Vulcan,” Jim repeated. “Is that east of Budapest?”

“Definitely more North.”

Jim considered this. “How far north?”

Spock pointed up.

“I don’t understand.”

“Vulcan is another planet. It is not on Earth at all.”

“Another planet? Like a Martian?”

“No. Martians, if they existed, would be from Mars. Vulcans are from Vulcan.”

“I see.” Jim didn’t see at all. And he wondered if this guy in front of him was as much of a whack job as he seemed.

At that moment, Jim’s front door opened and in walked Leonard McCoy from the college.

“Wait. What the hell are you doing here?” Jim took a step back.

“Jim, do not be afraid. Doctor McCoy is here to help.”

“Doctor? Help?” Jim backed up even more. “Are you two in cahoots?”

McCoy made a face. “Cahoots isn’t quite the word. But Jim, we are working together. I’m your doctor and I need—”

Jim laughed hysterically. “Doctor? My doctor? I don’t have a doctor, buddy.”

“Jim, let us help you. You’re sick.”

“Sick?”

“Yes, something happened on the Enterprise and you got injured and it made you sick and you went through a portal. But I have the antidote if you’ll just let me—”

And McCoy held up the needle Jim had seen before and he could see it was filled with some yellow substance Jim assumed he intended to inject in Jim.

He shook his head frantically. “I don’t think so, pal.”

Then Spock raised his hand outward toward Jim’s shoulder.

:”Uh-uh.” Jim got his hand on the doorknob of the back door, twisted it open, and backed out of it, to make a break for it.

“Jim! Wait! No! There are Klingons out there!”

October 2023 Continuing Story

When Spock returned with the bowl of chicken noodle soup on a tv tray, Jim had a chance to view it with some suspicion.

“You didn’t add poison to it, did you?”

“Why would I  add poison?” Spock seemed genuinely perplexed but Jim thought he could simply be a good actor.

He shrugged. “I don’t know. I mean I don’t actually know you. It’s weird that you knew where I lived. I didn’t tell you, right?”

“I did not obtain the information directly from you today. Do you have poison in your house?”

Jim thought about it. “Not something that actually has a skull and crossbones on it, no.” He put his spoon into the soup and took a tentative taste. He waited a moment, then nodded. “Seems all right. Would you please go into the medicine cabinet in my bathroom and get me a couple of aspirin?”

“I am not certain you should have aspirin.”

Jim smiled. “I have a headache. I want aspirin. It would be nice if you could bring it to me but if not I’ll get it my own damn self.”

Spock arched a brow. A gesture that seemed weirdly familiar. “I will get it.”

Jim continued to eat while Spock retrieved the aspirin along with a glass of water.

“So who was that McCoy guy? Do you know him?”

Spock handed him the aspirin and water. “Why do you ask?”

“He might be trying to kill me.”

Spock sat on the edge of the bed. “Kill you?”

“Weird things have been happening to me the last few days. Noises, lights. I swear someone’s been watching me. And my memory’s getting wonky. All of a sudden the old dean is replaced by this McCoy and just as I was leaving his office he held up this giant needle that he seemed to want to inject into me.”

Spock listened to everything he said without expression. “That is an interesting theory.”

“And you.” Jim waved his spoon. “You just appear out of the blue staring at me.”

“You are an attractive person.”

Jim blinked. “I don’t even know what to do with that. And then today when I’m trying to get away from McCoy, you appear and I lose consciousness.”

“And I take you home,” Spock said. “Were I intending to do you harm, would I do that?”

“I definitely can’t figure out that part. Why do you wear that beanie anyway? Are you bald under there and want to hide it?”

“Something like that.”

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