“Come see Santa Claus. Bring your child to Santa. This way.”
Spock stopped in front of the building to stare openly at the…he wasn’t quite sure what he was seeing.
“What are you supposed to be”
“A candy cane.”
Spock nodded, slowly. “I see.”
“It’s for charity. It was either this or…”
Spock arched a brow.
“A reindeer costume.”
“Either is unbecoming of a starship captain.”
Jim looked disgruntled. “Do you want to put this on here and direct children to Santa?”
“A monetary donation would have saved you some dignity.”
“Listen mister if I wanted to be dignified—” Jim huffed. “You know what? Never mind. Go away. Or go talk to the reindeer, I don’t care.”
“Who is wearing the reindeer costume?”
“Komack.”’
Spock tilted his head. “You are assuredly the cutest candy cane I have seen.”
Jim snorted and rolled his eyes. “Don’t try to play nice and flirt with me now. Scram.”
“When will I see you back at the apartment?” Spock asked politely. “I was planning on serving latkes for dinner. And I found a vegan recipe for the sufganiyot.”
“Soon,” Jim assured his husband. “I only have an hour before my relief candy cane arrives.”
Spock bowed slightly. “I will await you.” He raised his fingers to touch his to Jim’s and then decided there was no real place to touch Jim because of the costume. And so with a shake of his head, he left Jim to his charity work.
A wee bit early for Hanukah this year but here it is. And you can decide TOS or AOS, I see this as TOS, but your mileage may vary.
I sometimes like to include recipes here in December so here’s one for Spock’s Vegan Sufganiyot
December 5, 2022 at 4:45 am
I utterly adore them. The cuteness factor for one but then just their complete and utter affection for each other. Just made my heart happy!
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December 5, 2022 at 6:47 am
🙂 thank you
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December 5, 2022 at 7:29 am
Well, well, well. Just as I suspected. You are such a li…..I mean, prevaricator.
“The next few are crap,” or something like that, I believe you said.
You must meant some other next few. Because this one is total adorbs! And I love it.
It sounds TOS-ish.
But let’s be real.
Shat/Jim’s candy cane would be shaped nothing like that. More like a pregnant candy cane! LOL (If I could get just an image to post here, heck, I’D draw it myself!)
Nope – only Chris could fill out a candy cane like this. And about 20 totally inappropriate things I wanna say come to mind. npi
(Wish I knew what Jim left out after “If I wanted to be dignified, I’d….” THAT is intriguing! LOL)
Komack! And THAT I’d love to see.
Anyway, thoroughly cute and enjoyable.
And I’ll be highly anticipating Wednesday’s supposed – well, you know what you called it.
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December 5, 2022 at 7:34 am
one person’s crap is another person’s treasure? Or something like that. Who knows.
I still say what I said before but if someone else finds something worthy here, okay LOL
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December 5, 2022 at 7:35 am
I’m outside the grocery store in my car laughing like a goofball! Love this silliness! Jim as a candy cane, love that photo!! Then Spock’s snarkiness!! Jim getting peeved at Spock!
Go away. Or go talk to the reindeer, I don’t care.” I can definitely see /hear Chris Jim saying this, possibly with a subtle middle finger to Spock!
“Who is wearing the reindeer costume?”
“Komack.”’
Spock tilted his head. “You are assuredly the cutest candy cane I have seen.” Spock’s quick turnabout in his opinion, because he starts to realize he needs to patronize Jim so Jim won’t be mad later on!
Jim snorted and rolled his eyes. “Don’t try to play nice and flirt with me now. Scram.”
The scram just hit me! Laughing my head off!
“I only have an hour before my relief candy cane arrives.” Never has that sentence been uttered ever in the history of sentences!
Spock saying “I will await you.” Very Amok time-ish. 😱 Perhaps a bit foreboding about what their evening will be like at home!
And to top it off a Yummy recipe!!
I enjoyed this! Very humorous and Jim’s a candy cane at the event all for charity! What’s not yo love?!
🎅🎅🎄 ❤️💚😘🖖
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December 5, 2022 at 7:39 am
All I can say is you guys are an easy audience! LOL
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December 5, 2022 at 8:13 am
Here. Just a quicky. Squint. It always helps. https://i.postimg.cc/4xh6cMBD/TOS-candy-cane.png
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December 5, 2022 at 8:25 am
now that is hilarious
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December 5, 2022 at 8:52 am
J, you are going to Rura Penthe (however you spell it) for that TOS candy cane! Lol!!! 🤪🤣
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December 5, 2022 at 9:42 am
Spock said, “Very bad artistry, Ensign J” – LOLOL
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December 5, 2022 at 10:31 am
Don’t mess with Spock’s T’hy’la!
🤣🥹
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December 5, 2022 at 10:32 am
I forgot HE nerve pinches. AND knows the Vulcan face Death Grip thingy!
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