Advent Day 20
There is a a novelty song with that title that never fails to make me laugh.

“Who the hell gets married at Christmas?” Jim demanded as he walked side by side with Bones.
“Your dumbass brother as you would call him.”
“Well. Can you blame me? He’s always pulling something like this.”
Bones eyed him. “Is he really pulling something? I mean maybe he just wanted to marry Aurelan.”
Jim shrugged. “But why pick that day? Sam’s always making it about him and now he’s even making Christmas about him.”
They stopped before a building and Jim looked it up and down. Two days before Christmas and his brother’s wedding to Aurelan.
Just as he was about to go in to view the place, a Vulcan was coming out. A really cute one. Jim recognized him.
“Professor Spock.”
“Cadet Kirk.”
Knowing this was a wedding venue, Jim frowned. “Uh. Are you, uh, getting, uh, you know.”
Spock arched a brow. “I do not know.”
“Married.”
Jim hoped not. Not that he had a damn thing to say about it, of course, but he had the hots for Spock and Spock never gave him the time of day. He’d hate to think of Spock marrying someone. Other than him of course and now he was getting ahead of himself.
“I am not. A friend works at the venue.” Spock paused. “And you?”
“Nah. I’d never be serious enough to get married.”
Bones made a choking noise and Jim glanced at him to see his friend giving him a strange look.
Jim cleared his throat. “You know. With, uh, with anyone I’m currently seeing. Not that I’m seeing anyone at present. I’m not. I’m completely up for grabs. Well, not for grabs. But if you want to grab me—”
“Jim, perhaps we should go inside to meet your brother,” Bones interrupted Jim’s babbling.
“That’s who’s getting married. My idiot brother.”
“I see.” Spock nodded. “Good day to you then.”
“Wait!”
And when Spock stared down at the hand that had, actually, grabbed Spock’s arm, Jim knew he should let go. Sure.
“Would you, uh, Christmas Eve. Would you want to have dinner with me? I could make you this zucchini lasagna thing.”
“You are inviting me over for dinner?”
Jim nodded, afraid to say too much for Spock didn’t immediately refuse.
“Very well.”
“You mean you’re coming?”
“I believe I said as much. Cadet.”
And as he moved away, Jim called after him, “Six O’clock.”
When Jim turned around and saw Bones was shaking his head.
“What?”
“You do know Sam’s rehearsal dinner is Christmas Eve, right?”
“What? Damn. God, he’s just ruining Christmas.”
“You sound like you’re a character in a holiday special,” Bones said dryly. “You’ll figure it out.”
“Right. I think they can do that rehearsal without me.”
“Jim—”
“I can’t help it. I just go nuts at Christmas.”
“If only it was just Christmas. Come on, we’re late.”
“Yeah, yeah.”
December 20, 2021 at 4:56 am
“If only it was just Christmas. Come on, we’re late.” lol
I loved this. I love when Jim just talks and talks and gets his foot in his mouth 😀
This was cute.
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December 20, 2021 at 8:15 am
thanks 🙂
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December 20, 2021 at 5:05 am
Heh. First this is one of those songs that I sort of forgot existed, so it gave me a huge smile. And of course is now stuck in my head.
And dang but I love Jim and Bones’s interactions. The way Bones just calls him out. Perfection. And of course, a date with the professor. Love it!
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December 20, 2021 at 8:16 am
I used to listen to this silly song when I was a kid ha ha
Yep, but I think Jim’s er…ship has come in
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December 20, 2021 at 8:10 am
‘If only it was just Christmas.’
That’s hilarious! i can’t believe Spock said yes – i mean who COULD say no to such an elegant invitation, right? LOL
At that point I think Jim should be THANKING his brother for everything that led to Jim being at the right place at the right time at that exact moment of running into Spock, which, face it, the way he was going it’s a wonder he didn’t actually physically run into him.
Oh, well, they’ll sort it out. on Christmas Eve. As Bones said.
Maybe. I wish them luck. Though somehow I don’t think either Jim or Spock actually need it now. Their luck just hit the jackpot!
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December 20, 2021 at 8:17 am
We both know however Chris/Jim asked you would have said yes in two seconds flat, so how can Spock help it?
Yes Jim should definitely be thanking Sam for being in the right place at the right time lol
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December 20, 2021 at 11:38 am
Great flash. I never heard this song. I found it on YouTube and listened to it. It’s quite funny.
Jim is going a bit crazy in this flash. I love it when he gets so flustered around Spock that he can’t stop babbling and just digging himself deeper and deeper into a hole. I laughed when he said, “ I’m completely up for grabs. Well, not for grabs. But if you want to grab me—”. Lol!!! Spock says yes and Jim certainly will figure it out!
I know I always ask for more of your stories, but I really would like to see their dinner. I’m sure it will be wonderful… and they can’t wait till dessert! Lol!
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December 20, 2021 at 12:31 pm
It’s a silly fun little song just like this flash lol
Thank you, I love Jim like this!
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